5.9.06

I was strolling down the street today when I bumped into an old friend.

"Matt, ol' chap! How are ya, mate?"

"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU EVIL THING!"

"Say! That's no way to treat an old friend, is it?"

"AHHHHH" [running away]

"I think you need to be concerned with the feelings of others, not just yourself" [chasing]

"LEAVE ME ALONE!!!" [still running, flagging down cars, exhibiting wild crazy behavior]

"Here, let me massage you're head. Awe, that's better isn't it!?" [massaging]

"PFTTT" [deciding to take a nap]

"I knew we could still be friends!" [wheeling away, sirens blaring, general chaos in the streets]

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